Chameleon Special

The act of shaming your male partners genital size whilst smacking their face with a dead Chameleon, proceeding to masturbate to them weeping as they begin regretting every life decision that led to this event.

Girl 1: “I heard you gave him a Chameleon Special…”

Girl 2: “Yeah, now he’s in a mental institution.”

by leer22934 April 30, 2023

A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

The Garr Special

To punch someone directly in the mouth with an abundance of excessive force, with intent to maim or wound severely.

“Tyler nearly killed that guy with his fist, he got the Garr Special and his mandible fractured.

by Peanutbutterandfeces September 7, 2021

widnes special

a person while on the handle bars of a bike will throw casa chips a people passing by completely

nude while the rider of the bike is blindfolded

i can’t wait to do a widnes special with my friends

by sickkid21 July 23, 2021

Checkers Special

A type of intercourse in which one individual takes another to checkers (the fast food establishment). Doesn’t get them food, fingers that person in the trunk of their vehicle and then drives that person back home.

“The young Canadian boy took his tinder date to checkers and gave her the checkers special.”

by Aldar Beedo June 26, 2021

The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.

Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”

by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022