Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

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Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

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I used to be smart

When you say you’re smart in a previous year but happen to get grade 1 in every subject and don’t answer all questions

Lewis Smith “ I used to be smarttttt

Teacher “Grade 9”

by Charcoal/Bean November 10, 2018

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REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

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Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

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