sharker

a TCG term that describes a person who only enforces rules to his or her advantage.

IMTHEMAN13: omg u cant attack me with that card!!!

the_chosen_giraffe: but you just did the same thing to me

IMTHEMAN13: u shud have said something idiot

the_chosen_giraffe: ok then, you're a sharker

by ojamajoz June 23, 2013

sex shark

A person that preys upon the weak by offering sex in order to be in a position of power. (a derivitive of sextortion)

Suzie slept with Billy then told Billy she was gonna tell his wife of his infidelities if he didn't pay her Mastercard bills. Suzie a real sex shark.

by snappystef May 14, 2009

Goblin Shark

Holy shit why does this exist don’t look

chad 1: man tf is a goblin shark
chad 1: no

by FastCube April 14, 2020

shark mouth

Shark mouth is when a girl has a scary lookin mouth that reminds you of a shark.

shark mouth is often enhanced with braces and thin lips.
appears that if your dick was inserted, it could be bitten off.

dude #1: "dang man, that girl's got a bad case of the shark mouth"

dude #2: "yeah dude, it looks like your thang would be bit CLEAN OFF"

by skipster mcgee April 22, 2010

Sharked

A term used to describe when a male has successfully pulled your girlfriend/girl you have your eye on or girl you have already been chatting up. Can often result in small scale dancefloor fights between friends or strangers.

Dan, you have just been sharked by will, big time.

by The Finster chief June 9, 2007

shark tale

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."

Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm

by bwaller December 9, 2008

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast December 9, 2008