serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.

4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.

serial slow responder by 99cstore August 22, 2019

3 point slow 

Derogatory term used in the Toyota off road community to refer to the 3.0 v6, which is notorious for putting out similar power to the 2.4 inline 4 while getting worse gas mileage and being less reliable.

That’s a nice Toyota, but it’s got a 3 point slow #22r life

3 point slow by Saymuele May 21, 2019

you're look like a crap in slow motion 

a tf2 meme

heavy:scout!
scout:yeah?
heavy:where is your mama?
scout:*u wot m8*
scout:you're look like a crap in slow motion

you're look like a crap in slow motion by whomst've am I? April 5, 2018

Deep Slow Asian 

A Real Nigga

All Deep Slow Asians have a large penis.
The Migos are Deep Slow Asians.

Deep Slow Asian by RickyRetardo123 June 15, 2018

Hog tie and slow roast 

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.

We could hog tie and slow roast her.

Hog tie and slow roast by Animesus July 10, 2019

2 point slow 

Refers to the Volkswagen 2.0 liter, four-cylinder gasoline engine used in VW's North American models. Cars equipped with this powerplant are notoriously sluggish, hence the term "2 point slow". The term probably derives from the 5 point slow epithet for certain fox-body Ford Mustangs.

I found an awesome used '02 Golf for sale and was all ready to buy, but then I saw it was a "2 point slow" and walked away.

2 point slow by Unkle September 12, 2005

Take it slow 

Treating women right, and enjoying the time we spend together.

I love this girl, so I let it happen. I asked her if we could take it slow.

Take it slow by namelesslove May 28, 2020