Skeet Shooting

When your fucking a girl and without saying a word pull out and bust your load all over her.

Man she was so pissed that I went skeet shooting!!

by patchy9123 September 8, 2010

dirty skeet

An unhygienic, unclean and mischievous young person

Look at young Martins unclean face, he's a dirty skeet

by Pedro Niños April 4, 2016

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019

Skeet shack

Adult book store, theater, house of bromance or video arcade

Joe found true love in the sticky video cubicles of the local skeet shack.

by Dopalectic September 7, 2018

Skeet Yeet

Another word for a one night stand, a quicky and go.

Did you stay the night with Shanice? Nah son, I skeet yeeted that hoe!

by BUTTMAN STAN January 23, 2022

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

Skeet shooter

When the male is about to ejaculate, but plugs the whole. Once enough pressure is built up, he aims for the eye. He then uncovers the hole and shoots.

I tried the skeet shooter last night on my girlfriend, I’ve never had it come out so fast.

by DirtymaxHD January 25, 2022