Skeet Shooting

When your fucking a girl and without saying a word pull out and bust your load all over her.

Man she was so pissed that I went skeet shooting!!

by patchy9123 September 08, 2010

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

by Yeetyeetbigfella February 15, 2019

outlet skeet

To skeet in an outlet.
...it's self explanatory
-R.P.

This bitch put me on child support, so I had to Outlet Skeet her momma house.

by Protects Ya Outlets September 07, 2017

Skeet Yeet

Another word for a one night stand, a quicky and go.

Did you stay the night with Shanice? Nah son, I skeet yeeted that hoe!

by BUTTMAN STAN January 24, 2022

Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.

" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Skeet Slapped

To slap someone in the face with a used condom.

Jimmy got Skeet Slapped by Robby after he poked his girl.

by NORCALSTONER June 24, 2011

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner March 29, 2016