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smooth shit

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanan be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.
by betty spread July 16, 2008
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blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!
by macmatty January 15, 2006
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Smooth Operator

When a man tucks his penis between his legs so that it looks like he has a vagina then displays the final product to others.
Rather than mooning the crowd, I gave them the Smooth Operator.
by Markrushon September 6, 2006
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smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.
1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.
by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008
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simoto

that "girl" who thinks he's all that cause another "girl" is in love with him. is very cocky and thinks of others. such a WEIRDO like for real cause you don't even know. sports loving and a comedian with some bad jokes. also he thinks he's muscular when he's HECKA FAT! ahaha jkjkjkjkjk but he's kinda fat. nevermind he's fat. and he has a nice but trust me I know. and he "SAYS" he's gay
did you see that girl?
Who Simoto?
yeah that gay dude!
by asdasdbgf123 April 21, 2011
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shmoot

Damn it, i just shmoot
by El_josho88 April 11, 2016
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apple smoothie party

An apple smoothie party is a super fun party where you cut off the hair of your friend, then you stick it in an apple flavored juul and smoke it until you cant breathe and the person next to you has to revive you by making a smoothie and shoving it down your throat until you pass away. once you dye then the person can use the magic of the creature called maliker. maliker is a gracious creature and will grant you a second chance at life! so try this party sometime!
Kate: Hey man wanna come over and have an apple smoothie party?
John. no.
by Shatfarter27 February 16, 2022
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