Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

SIMONE

usually a tall gay italian guy , he likes to hang out and tease female people , he is the kind of guy to buzz around even when he is not invited , he is funny althought he uses the same jokes for years straight, he likes to save girls numbers as "love" even if they do not know him.

"look at that guy ,he must be gay!
"yeah , he is a SIMONE after all.

by Peppe the italian expert November 22, 2021

bebu simon

an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that

Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.

by hgaekelv May 14, 2024

Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

by Krallemilla May 21, 2024

Simon

Weird creep.

Simon is a weird creep

by lainetpoly July 13, 2023