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Simone

A new breed of dog.

Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.

Has a mustache like a shnauzer.

Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.

Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.

Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010
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Simone

A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."
by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016
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A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.
"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
by G.ayboi July 13, 2017
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Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard
That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him
by smallwillybilly December 22, 2015
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SIMONAS

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes
by CasLover June 1, 2019
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Simonne

This word means to look from a throne onto subjects, so in other words being Queen.
Today Simonne wanted a drink so her royal subjects gave her freshly made lemonade.
by ilovmonnie March 3, 2009
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Simonne

May not believe that they're beautiful, but they truly are. Musical, Talented, Overall wonderful. Fun to be around
"Damn, she's so perfect"
"I know, she's such a simonne"
by schme March 23, 2013
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