purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

Slinging hash

Selling drugs...according to that one guy on TMZ

This guy out in the alley is most definitely slinging hash.

by AqueousTransmission December 31, 2011

Older Sibling

Annoying pretentious dickhead that thinks their tough shit for hogging everything and bossing over you and telling you how annoying you are for calling them out on their behavior. You have no power against them either, and no amount of talking is going to get them to listen to you. They think they're sophisticated adults but in reality they're just an annoying little shit.

"Remembered that my older sibling exists. Day ruined."

by anonynonmous December 22, 2020

SLINGING SNOT

Quit fucking whinning

This is what you get paid to do, therefore, Quit Slinging Snot and get back to work.

by MAN APART April 24, 2006

Slingle

A slutty female student having a single dorm at college.

Where you staying tonight?

I'm heading over to Amanda B's slingle for a good night.

by TheBengel August 15, 2010

sising

(verb) 1. to be so emo and lip-sync emo and pop songs
2. do your makeup super gay and extra
3. rant about your sexuality and be passive aggressive

4. be called daddy constantly and giving no fucks.

damn she's sising super hard on her Snapchat story

by MStarz October 24, 2017

texas slingshot

when you take the condom after fuckage, Then you flip the condom insideout(with cum showing) and then do the same you would with a regular slingshot but land the glob of cum on her face

hey i just bought my girlfriend the newest texas slingshot with the most power and cream it it...

by Nate newpower January 7, 2009