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Whiter than a klan member's sheets 

When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it
"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."
Related Words
Short meat or small meat.
"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."
Shmeat by OnlyAtWalmart February 1, 2016
a shmeeb is a womans breast or boobs
"i am thinking of getting a smeeb job to mak em bigger"
shmeeb by Lil' Viking April 29, 2005

In the sheets 

The ultimate form of flattery; the best of the best. Strays far away from derogatory terms such as quiche, nicse, and worst of all the sheesh.
“Hey man you tryna go to the movies?”

“Are you in the sheets”
“What’s that?”
“Then no bro... you’re definitely in the quiche
In the sheets by sheepshead January 2, 2019
A sheet is a name used to call some one just to piss them off, or it is also used for people who are not funny or are dorky.
sheet by google bob June 23, 2006

pink sheets 

The pink sheets are the most comfortable and sexy sheets in the world. You can find pink sheets everywhere, but the best ones are often found in beds belonging to norwegians. It's the best place to have sex and also the best place to sleep. They're effect works best on thugs. GO PINK SHEETS!!
yea dawg, i focked her in ma pink sheets last night
pink sheets by keegster1234 November 25, 2010