head shed

another term for condom

William donned a head shed before he fucked the bitch.

by Doug Mesner May 7, 2004

saeeda

A shrewd business partner. Usually also has a string of ex-wives.

"They say that Donald Trump is a Saeeda."

by Yumichica September 21, 2007

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

Seed God

A term given to a person in a friendship group who always relates everything back to sexual innuendo's. He / She will go to great measures to make the extraordinary, ordinary.

"Did you see what Davide did? He staked out that place for some birds then ended up with 3!" "Yeah, what a seed god!"

by Le Seed God Minion May 5, 2010

seedy

anything that isnt wonderful

stateschool people, gangsters (usually stateschool people aswell which is bonus seedage), dirty busses, seedy places; inala, woodridge, train stations and drunk southbank hobos.

by leah-anne-z August 14, 2006

Seed

A combination of an obese pile of shit, an enraged gamer, and a friendless loser.

A Loser of losers.

Quit acting like such a seed kyle!

Look at those fat seeds playing with their gameboys.

by Koders April 15, 2006

Seeded

When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun

Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so

by Big booty boy March 21, 2019