self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

self-simulacra

Self-paradox.

Self-image.

The ontology of meaning from fiction (self, nation, myth) because process is an image of itself.

Fiction (paradox) has real (naturalistic) meaning because process (self-paradox) is a self-simulacra (self-image).

Ie. Meaning arises because process is a self-image.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.

I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.

by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020

self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.

When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d

by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016

self compliments

Someone that finds way to compliment themselves often

self compliments by Janie , typically take up 6 of her 8 hours at work. She loves telling everyone how awesome she is in every shape or form

by Shellbell July 2, 2016