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Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.
The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.
by Cd9933 May 27, 2018
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Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018
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scooter

a dildo that Gay boys ride all day
Wilson rode his scooter all day
by Thotaloty June 11, 2018
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Scooter

Someone that lurks around. More commonly referred to as a “School-Shooter” in harsher terms.
Those kids don’t talk to anyone, they’re such scooters
by Jskiyurd July 4, 2018
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Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018
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Scootle

The act of dropping a load in your girlfriend then shitting on her and rubbing it into the nut.
Yeah I was dating Jamie but she didn't like it when I did a scootle.
by Lil Toaster July 27, 2018
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Scooter

The best computer made by apple and razer
Razer and Apple made the best computer worth $69696969696969696969696969 and its called SCOOTER?!?!
by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018
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