Santa Clause

when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle

I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!

by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006

holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

santacli

multiple santa clauses

EXAMPLE 1 = tired guy says: Dude! i just got back from the mall! all these santacli chased me!
EXAMPLE 2 = mall santa clause says angerly "Mall Santacli Unite!"

by JessicaLG77 January 14, 2008

Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010

santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

santa

a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.

guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.

by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014

Santa baby

A girl who dresses in a sexy Santa dress or red lace lingerie on Christmas Day/night to have sex with her boyfriend or sex buddy

I get to see what my Santa baby’s doin for me tonight

by dirtyyyyyymexicann November 25, 2017