roasted

Past tense of the actual lighting and burning of a cone or joint/blunt of chronic.
To be fucking high.

"I justed roasted a cone, did ya hear it? It waz all crackling and shit."
"Damn fool, I'm roasted as hell up in here."

by Diego September 4, 2003

Roast Beef

1. A tore up vagina that resembles roast beef.

2. Very large vagina lips.

After cream pieing her roast beef, I was hungry and decided to make sandwich.

by steve sagal jr. March 11, 2008

Roastbeef Curtains

Ex 1. When a girls pussy is so loose that it looks its throwing up, and there extra meat hanging out.

Ex.2 A certain Summer Set re-rack in beer pong you can only get when you have 5 cups, the vagina with a little extra or a diamond with one at the top aka roast beef curtains.

Ex 1. "You know that girl Dubbe, I heard she got a case of Roastbeef curtains"

Ex.2 "Let me get Roastbeef curtains" (While doing a Floppy hand waving with motorboatin your lip)

by Trizzle Tizzle October 13, 2009

roastin

The saying "Roastin" first originated with the black comedian Beetlejuice. He claimed when black people go out in the sun, they don't tan, they "roast." After watching this show that featured Beetlejuice, our group of friends started using the word the way Beetle used it. We would be outside in hot weather (and/or in the sun) and exclaim, "Man, It's Roastin out here." This is where our definition of Roastin was created. So, in summation, "Roastin" is just a cooler way to say "it's hot outside today" or how good looking a girl is.

Man, I'm roastin!

Man, It's roastin out here!

That girl is roastin!

by BeetlejuiceThaMan October 7, 2009

Rump Roast

When you thrust in so hard that her ass sets on fire. (aww c'mon, u noe wat the "thrust" part is... doncha)

"Man it was so hot in bed, you know..."
"How come?"
"I gave my girl the rump roast."
*laughing* "And then?"
"Well... her ass caught on fire..."
"Really? That's cool man! Last time I only managd to get my girl to blow all over me."
"And the bed caught fire as well due to friction."
"Then what happened?"
"My house burned down!"
"All that cos of only a rump roast... hmm, I should be careful then..."

by Kickin' Ass January 21, 2003

roastedass

a burning ass; the burning of the flesh in and around the anus

that shit smells like roastedass

by roastedass January 10, 2008

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010