by Peadar92 September 01, 2022
Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.
Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.
Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.
Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.
Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.
Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?
David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021
A young white azzhole who always wears his baseball hat sideways and drives a Mazda, Subaru, or Honda that is "Tricked" out.
The "Whigga Punk's" "whip" normally makes too much exhaust noise and always disturbs his neighbors, friends and family.
The "Whigga Punk's" "whip" normally makes too much exhaust noise and always disturbs his neighbors, friends and family.
Whigga Punk Wannabe
by Fred Smith III July 08, 2011
Verb: to Twitter-punk. To post false information on Twitter in effort to punk news or other media outlets.
by Logun March 15, 2016
Gen Z alt kids who only go to bigger underground events and don’t support bands that don’t have internet hype
Did you go to the Dead City Punks show under the freeway??
Yeah there were lots of people lighting shit on fire
I bet you saw a bunch of TikTok punks there
Yeah they were talking about how Wacko is playing next weekend in Long Beach
Yeah there were lots of people lighting shit on fire
I bet you saw a bunch of TikTok punks there
Yeah they were talking about how Wacko is playing next weekend in Long Beach
by analyspeaking November 19, 2021
boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"
by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013