pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.

"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"

by Ed Braun November 4, 2008

pump and dump

A fast, unprotected sexual meeting between two gay men, where the top "pumps" the bottom and "dumps" his ejaculate inside the receiver.

I need to get off, know anyone up for a quick pump and dump?

by LChamp December 9, 2006

German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009

Pumping

1. When a club or spot is 'going sick'.
2. Fucking, rooting.

1. "The party waz pumping hardcore when we rocked up."
2. "I waz pumping her in the ass when her daddy walks in....."

by Diego September 2, 2003

Pump

The act of giving your friend a ride on the handle bars of your bicycle. A term used widely in the greater Salt Lake city area of Utah.

Can you give me a "Pump" to work today?

by John Willoby May 24, 2007

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

One pump chump

Literally the word.

"Damn, he really was a one pump chump... I wanted to keep going"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"

by Lil scummy June 9, 2018