get off my phone

Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)

Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

by gossip_boy July 16, 2009

banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi

the banana phone was a good song

by sam May 13, 2005

Windows Phone

Some people say it's a phone, but some people think not.

"Hey, what is that?"
"It's a Windows Phone."
"Wait, what?"

by CreepyMinerLance September 8, 2015

phone whore

one who goes through new phones like a teenage girl goes through boyfriends.

kasie: are you serious! joey got another new phone, that's his third phone this month!
iveta: ugh he's such a phone whore.
kasie: indeed.

by Joey Kelner April 7, 2008

phonecrastinate

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

phine

pretty hot in nearly everything

she is so phine

by phiner October 22, 2011

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009