cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.
John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.
by Clarebear81 February 14, 2011
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boob phone

when a girl keeps her phone in her boobs.
at a bar a girl may not have a purse or pockets, so she keeps everything in her cleavage... but specifically when her phone is kept there it is called a boob phone. whether in the middle or on either side. may also be known as a boob pocket
by poloisawesome November 11, 2012
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piss phone

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor
Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.
by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010
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phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.
I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?
by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008
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phoned

On a phone conversation and can't out of it or having to supervise the phone for a period of time. also spelled f0n3d
im f0n3d til 1.
Skimo is phoned!
by Sonyman25 November 08, 2005
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Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.
"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."
by Mesapie January 16, 2009
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Phone Orgy

When casual phone sex between two people morphs into an out of control sex conference call with countless people joining in and exchanging sexually explicit dialogue with different partners simultaneously.
Dom: phone sex is getting old

Dom: how about we spice shit up tonight bitch?

Tammi: how we gonna do that?

Tammi: you can't stick your dick thru your iphone

Dom: let's have a phone orgy

Dom: you call as many skanks as you can

Dom: ill call my boys

Dom: but you better not try to get too attached to any other dude's fake Trey Songz voice or imma dick slap you thru the phone
by KWAVE23 April 21, 2011
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