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Domain Parking Lot

What you may find when a formerly existing website that you used to visit has not quite "gone 404" (meaning, Not Found At All), but is now a blank space, entirely unrelated to the former site -- often either displaying generic categories that go nowhere, *or* showing an indication that the domain is now available for purchase.
Damn, that used to be such a great website, but now it's just a Domain Parking Lot.
by Obscurantist1 July 2, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Additional parking

Where you have a couple of dab pens and when they are on their last legs, you can transfer all of the other pens liquid into one pen which mixes all different strains.
“Bro, how many dead penjamins do you have? “
“A couple meaning that i can do some additional parking on the empty penj”
“ fr? we are not gonna be sober for the next 3 days.”
by BROPUTKBOXINGSJSJDM April 29, 2024
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Scrotolomy Partinimus

The ball sack found on males world wide that houses the 2 semen production factories called testicals , the most valued things on the planet.
Jane: I love it when Gavens Scrotolomy Partinimus smashes into my arse when he pile drives me during sex.

Jill: ohh so do I.
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
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reverse rosa parking

When someone is sitting on public transportation and they restlessly move from spot to spot in order to avoiding sitting close to strangers.
That lady had been reverse rosa parking for three stops now, I hope she doesn't end up near me.
by Alysonian December 27, 2013
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Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".
I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.
by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014
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