This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 05, 2020
randy is a funny person who also has a small dick
and also is a type of person to be friend with a
man named antonio
and also is a type of person to be friend with a
man named antonio
by kingjoeforlife June 01, 2022
A person that will end up being your best friend wether you like it or not Randy is someone you just can't get rid of Randy's are kind hearted and sometimes weirdos but you gotta love em.
Randy your weird 😋
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