Doing the Jonah

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends

Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded

by Hasaf May 13, 2019

Doing a Julia

Leaving piss on the toilet seat instead of wiping it off after going to the bathroom.

I just went into the bathroom and the person before must have been doing a Julia! Gross!

by yerawizardarry May 16, 2019

Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.

Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.

by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019

Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.

This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.

by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020

Doing a prox

A person who always sleeping on a 3 am mark

Pokeon: you okay dude?, you seems like you didn't sle-
Vonpier: 'sigh' I'm doing a prox for the past a week now
Pokeon: oh...I'm sorry

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker May 2, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020