fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

by julesmary October 13, 2008

fake-douchey

Behaving as a douche in a jocular manner as opposed to with malicious intent; giving someone a hard time, but only to be funny and not to be mean.

Sam's not really an asshole; he's just fake-douchey.

by katiekins September 23, 2007

Fake Friend

Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.

Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.

by UrbanDict54321123 July 23, 2015

fake freaky

Fake freaky: the act of acting as if you were a freaky person and then when it comes to laying the pipe, the partner is not down to fuck.

JustinWhy you act Fake freaky this whole time?!
Sydney I wasn’t acting fake freak I’m just not ready

by Big sexy 116 August 2, 2018

Fake blazer

Somebody (usually a nitty) who pretends to be blazed when he actually isn’t.

Wtf he looks so high

Nah he is just a fake blazer

by ShsksisisozoPs June 9, 2020

Fake Drama

When a movie/book/TV show has a moment in which it appears that something dramatic will occur, but then the director(s)/screenwriter(s)/author(s) wimp out and pull a solution to the problem out of their asses.

Example:

Guy 1: Remember in the last book of Harry Potter when Harry dies but then somehow comes back to life?
Guy2: Yeah, that was complete fake drama.

by someone01 November 26, 2009

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011