Nerd Mullet

A tech savy, high scoring, gaming individual who sports the classic Mullet style hairdo ie: Business in the front, Party in the back. But in this case: Geek in the front, Gamer in the back.

Tweedle Dee: Dude! You got your ass handed to you by that geek last night in World of Warcraft!
Tweedle Dum: Yeah, I should have been more careful man. I saw he was sporting the Nerd Mullet!

by Jaysjob April 16, 2010

Nerd Served

Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.

Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.

Bystander: You just got nerd-served!

by TooBusyTalkingToGirls March 17, 2010

nerd spurs

A condition whereby a person keeps a large number of keys in their pocket that jingle loudly when they walk making the same sound as cowboy spurs. Also works for janitors or people that wear keyrings attached to their belts.

You could always tell the IT manager was coming from the sound of his nerd spurs.

by PythonIA May 16, 2009

Nerds United

Term in High School when two nerds go out. Everyone is saying 'their sooooo cute', but are really looking at a seasoned Warhammer player with Dungeon Tan and a quiet girl with a backpack almost as high as her voice.

Two friends looking at nerds holding hands:

Girl says: awwwww soo cute, they make a great couple

Boy: Yeah, NERDS UNITED!!!!!!!!

by wannabekilla December 12, 2010

Nerd Surfing

Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.

Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.

A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"

by Dougsta001 September 16, 2010

Data Nerding

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.

Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.

by Stoolie December 4, 2013

Orchestra Nerd

A person who plays on an orchestra, typically a string orchestra, and typically a school one at that. They must enjoy it to the point where they cannot imagine life without it.

They tend to be friends with other Orchestra Nerds, but are not limited to that, often including other groups, such as Band Geeks, Choir Queers, Musical Nerds, School Nerds, or Geeks. Please note that these categories may overlap, as well as others which may not have been mentioned.

Arianna: I'm an Orchestra Nerd and a Dungeons and Dragons Geek. This is Andrew, he's a Band Geek. This here is Joe, he's an Orchestra Nerd and a School Nerd. Marcus is an Orchestra Nerd and a Musical Nerd, and Nate is a Video Game Geek.

Karina: Wow. Confusing.

Arianna: Yep!

by RatAlertMammothEgomania February 4, 2015