nerd chub

a semi-erect penis stimulated by any thing that is "geeky" and/or "nerdy" by nature.

As John waited anxiously outside the comic book store, he was finding it difficult to suppress his nerd chub.

by rascally rabbit January 2, 2012

nerd-jock

A person of high intelligence or great knowledge of topics no one else cares about, usually with low social skills, but also has physical ability.

A rare breed of human. One who has both higher intelligence and higher physical abilities than his peers. Though he can fit in with either social group, he feels out of place in either for a long period of time.

Justin has played varsity sports, but also plays D&D. He's a nerd-jock; let's just leave him to his . . . whatever it is he does.

Kill the half-breed!

by Schnell December 22, 2005

nerd nugget

An adjective to describe someone who exhibits qualities of a nerd, but is completely unaware of them.

Omigah, did you see that guy on The Singing Bee? He totally thought he was pwning the stage! What a nerd nugget!

by W0rdN3rd March 16, 2010

Nerd Lair

A nerd lair is a specific location for a nerd beholding their nearest and dearest possessions. These possessions range from Star Trek figurines to an array of comic books as well an ergonomically fit video game/TV/surround sound system set up.

Nerd lairs are generally only ever seen by the nerds themselves, or their mother's who need to enter with supervised permission to collect and deposit laundered items.

Nerd lairs include:
- an odd smell
- a bed
- a bean bag - rookie nerd lair, a pro has a swivel chair
- a closed window

- a lot of fast food rubbish including coke cans

- so many video games and DVDs that you would believe you are in Blockbuster

- one head set beside the computer plugged in at all times
- comics that NO ONE is allowed to touch without gloves
- posters of female anime characters

Nerd lairs are exciting to enter, yet very intimidating.

"I actually saw his nerd lair..I thought it was a rumour, but there it was, it's nerd lair-ness radiating from the crack in the door. There wasn't a lot of noise but there were "yes's" and distinct button mashing; no source of natural light coming from the room at all...I edged a little closer, obviously trying to be quiet or else I would disturb the beast within and it smelled like pizza. Oh and I definitely saw a poster of one of the chicks from Neon Genesis."

by dee_dawg September 19, 2011

nerd dome

When you play Gameboy, P.S.P., D.S.ect. under a blanket forming a dome around your self. Kev. & I made this word.

When I am cold and bored I play Gameboy in my Nerd Dome

by K-Man.A.J. August 24, 2006

Nerd Herd

A large group of nerds of either one or multiple kinds, who are mutually friends. Like any gang, except that all members know calculus, have an opinion on the economy, philosophy, and will try to convert you to their OS/Browser/Console. And are less likely to be able to take you in a fight.
Sometimes acting as a guild with a monopoly on intellect, and other times as an average bunch of friends.

Holy shit, how long has the Nerd Herd had girls?

by Vreemdst October 17, 2008

nerd rich

a person's computer is more valuable than his car.

Jason's computer is worth more than his car, he's nerd rich.

by jwlsn April 1, 2010