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Fish-mouth Syndrome 

A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.
Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.

Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

both sides of the mouth 

1.When a person says things they really don't mean.

2.To not own what one says.

3.two faced
"It became hard for Micheal to take Melanie seriously. She talks from both sides of the mouth."

a cat shit in my mouth 

phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.
cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.

playing smacky mouth 

In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.
Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.

put your money where your mouth is 

put your money where your mouth is -
to support something that you believe in, especially by giving money
If you are really interested in helping the homeless you should put your money where your mouth is.

Lazy Mouth 

The inability to enuciate clearly. Always slurring, constantly sounding a little bit drunk. People who suffer from this affliction often have to repeat themselves.
Person A: "Bitch, what did you say?"
Person B: "Sorry, I have lazy mouth."
Lazy Mouth by NDeck December 14, 2010