MOPA

Shortened from: Morbidly Obese Person of America

-Have you seen the latest episode of "The Biggest Loser"?
- Dude, I live in florida. I can just go to Disney and see as many MOPAs as I want.

-How was the flight?
-I had the window seat, the MOPA had the aisle.
-... So, crowded?
-...Sweaty.

by ZombieEnthusiast November 12, 2010

moppie

Amsterdam slang for babe or baby

Person one: ‘Good morning moppie”
Person two: ‘Good morning babe’

by mcflurryhoe November 17, 2018

boner mopping

A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped

Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.

by Marchaels April 2, 2008

nympho-moped

a female whose sex drive is obsessively high and seeks to sex males out of her league. the males will sex her purely due to her high sex drive and no limits sex but they do not fancy her nor would they be seen with her in public. a nympho-moped is a guilty pleasure.

mary the nympho-moped wanted to sex buzz all night long to the point were he was asleep as to have sex with her he had to get drunk. buzz fell asleep but mary continued anyway and ended up going to sleep sexually frustrated and attacking buzz once he woke up.

by buzz_lightyear February 21, 2011

mopoe

Noun: Poetry written for or about Morris.

This mopoe is fantastic.

by TS Long December 11, 2003

mopjockey

(n, one word) Anyone whose primary assigned job tends to involve using a mop, or cleaning things. Often meant to degrade that person, especially when that person was actually hired or trained to do a much more complicated job. Used most frequently to describe Navy personnel (as an alternative to "swabbie") to whom this has happened, since it happens there with startlingly high frequency.

"The Navy spent 12 months training me to fix radars, then when I got to my boat, they sent me to the mess decks, and since I don't know how to cook, they made me a mopjockey. I get to swab decks all day. Whoopie. Glad I joined."

by TheDS March 10, 2009

Mopage

another word for mope. only slightly more cheerie and more to do with walking then crying:)

Fancy a mopage round town?

by :) :) :) :) May 16, 2009