Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

monco

Nicest grandma; commonly used in the South.

My grandma Monco is the best around!

by Irot June 30, 2019

Mongo

Sometimes referred to as Popcorn.

Let's go to the movie and get a drink and Mongo

by PawPawBob July 6, 2019

Mongolian Fudge Pop

To serve a Mongolian Fudge Pop is to get revenge on a partner in anal sex for getting feces on the penis. The chef will take their shit-covered penis out of the victim's anus and quickly slap them in the face with it, leaving a stain. Veteran chefs will aim for the mouth, but this is not necessary for a significant effect.

Steve: Wait, so when you pulled out, you got shit on your dick?
Joey: Yeah, so I served her a nice warm Mongolian Fudge Pop! Fresh out of the oven!
Steve: I guess she got what she deserved...

by Colonel Ennol Angus July 27, 2019

MONGO

Not the banned word.

Don't be Lynda she's a Mongo

by Dontbealinda August 11, 2019

Minnow

A species of fish in great danger, needing support, in Kendall’s new video he posted today

Bro didn’t you see kendall's new video the minnows need are help

by kendallgray1.com/shop September 22, 2019

MondoBed

A MegaBed that may fit at least 20 people. Once a MondoBed is formed, it no longer belongs to the owners of each bed; rather, it becomes a communal space in which all neighbors are welcome to sleep.

Person 1: How on earth are we supposed to fit everybody on the MegaBed tonight?
Person 2: You underestimate the power of the MondoBed

by Piacquadio November 2, 2019