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monopoly money shot

A variety of "money shot" describing the prodigious streams of semen-like fluid pumping from the faux penises in the "freaks of cock" genre of pornographic videos, which feature men adorned with impossibly large and invariably fake appendages.

Also applies to the visual artifacts of a male orgasm where the man's sexual organs have been surgically altered or otherwise augmented out of medical necessity or as a result of sexual reassignment.
Holy crap did you see the monopoly money shots in that porno vid? There musta' been a quart of jizz shooting outta that thing each time!
by Rectaltronics January 11, 2009
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fade away money

more money than you knows what to do with. Ballin so out of control.
He gots so much fade away money that buying that benz was nothing to him at all.
by tommyhawk76 September 30, 2008
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Young Money

In rap music, a derivative use of the term 'new money' which means 'newly acquired wealth'.
Lil' Wayne "I'm so young money ... blah blah"
by Khan42 August 21, 2011
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Money Badger

Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.

Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??

Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.

Jodi: Money Badger?

Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.

Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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short money

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.
I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.
by Jaded Ace January 25, 2012
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in the money

(FINANCE) when a financial derivative has intrinsic value to the person who holds it. There are two examples:

* when the strike price of a call option is less than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it;

* when the strike price of a put option is more than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it.

Please remember that an option being "in the money" does not mean it was a good investment. You might have bought the option when the difference between the strike price and the spot price was MORE than it is now. If it's expiring, you might as well exercise it because to not do so is just throwing money away. But it still could have been a loss for the investor.
PHIL: Sweet! My call options are back in the money. Now I'd better exercise them.

MIGUEL: You must be rolling in the cash, Holmes!

PHIL: Not even close. The forex rate for the UK pound nosedived and I got hosed pretty bad. It's not where it was when I bought these rat droppings, but I need to get out before they expire.

MIGUEL: You know, when you first told me about options they sounded like a sweet deal, but...

PHIL: Yeah... the guy who wrote the option always seems to know what's going down better than us dilettantes.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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Money Talks; Bullshit Walks

Money is what we receive for investing energy (work). Bullshit costs nothing, though it might sound good, but has no real concern. At the end of the day, it's investment of energy that really accomplishes things- or REALLY TALKS. Bullshitters make themselves sound good, and then walk on.
Money Talks; Bullshit Walks -Good politicians are those that provide the infrastructure to make something work that really achieve results. those that just talk the talk about various issues, all too often to make themselves sound good without achieving anything.
by TeddyB December 24, 2009
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