Milk with Ice

People who drink milk with ice cubes in it are legally retarded and require a special education to help them out with their disability.

You drink milk with ice? I didn’t know you were a spaz

by Snaktyme February 16, 2021

Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)

Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store

by Castle42 June 13, 2020

Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

Sugar Milk

Sugar milk is when somebody ejaculates in milk thus making sugar milk. Semen in milk

Frank: HA HA! Don just drank my Sugar Milk!
Brett: Aw, nasty!

by phukkinInthebushes December 2, 2018

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017

Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017

Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018