master dick slinger

a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard

jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs

by tjje4ever November 6, 2010

jam master j

one who is possible the best jammer around and will often be asked wow can i be more like you jam master j but this boy only rides with real bitches

well ollie payne is the original jam master j and he has been known to give many a girl pleasure

by a fit girl January 11, 2005

Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008

Master Chief

The most amazing fuckin' war hero EVER. He completely pwned a whole alien race on a ring planet and can run fast. He also wears some pretty fuckin sexxxy armor. He is the equal to 1337, Pwned, Owned, and anything else in that category.

Geek 1:"Yo (insert name here) Master Chief completely pwnz.
Geek 2(the one who somehow SPEAKS in 1337):"i kn0, h3 i5 p2377y 4w350m3."

2 guys fighting over first player in Halo 3.
Dude 1:"I wanna pwn as Master Chief."
Dude 2:"well im sure as shit not bein arby, he's a gay alien. Im bein master chief"
Dude 1:(while pucnching dude 2 in the face)"fuck u im bein Master Chief. And y shud u be, u didnt even capitalize his name in your quote."

by flamingicicle April 29, 2009

Gutter Master

1.Someone who turns anything anyone says into a dirty comment
2. The master of the dirty minds
3. Dan

Jen "How low can you go?"
Dan "Was that sexual?"
Jen "What? its a song?"
Dan " No you said how LONG can you go?"
Dan "Wait let me check... o yeh your right lol"
Jen " Wow your such a Gutter Master"

by The Gutter Master Himself February 23, 2010

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

Masterbating Monkey

A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.

The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.

by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004