1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"
2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person
2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
by Wullyum August 20, 2010
Get the Lauren Crombie mug.A graduate of St. Lawrence University in Canton, NY.
You'll probably be able to recognize a Laurentian when you see one, because they are attractive, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around. The chose to come to SLU because they wanted to not only get an elite Liberal Arts education, but also enjoy their college days. Laurentians are athletic, very preppy, and know how to handle alcohol. They have school pride and will end up rich.
You'll probably be able to recognize a Laurentian when you see one, because they are attractive, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around. The chose to come to SLU because they wanted to not only get an elite Liberal Arts education, but also enjoy their college days. Laurentians are athletic, very preppy, and know how to handle alcohol. They have school pride and will end up rich.
Person 1: "Wow, he was awesome!"
Person 2: "I know right, is every St. Lawrence Grad like that?"
Laurentian: "Yep, every single one of us."
Person 2: "I know right, is every St. Lawrence Grad like that?"
Laurentian: "Yep, every single one of us."
by SLUzer4Life May 15, 2016
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Lauren she’s the most best friend that you can ever have she’s so loyal she’s so funny she’s always there whenever you need her she’s hot really seductive but Corky and sweet she is never shy well maybe sometimes but once she gets comfortable with you she is whatever she wants to be even if it’s a cat but she is a wonderful friend and she’s the most beautiful person you could ever meet
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Get the Lauren mug.An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.
Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
by mcerc June 27, 2021
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Cameron: Do braces hurt?
Lauren: I don't know, I've never had braces
*later*
Cameron: What colour braces should I get?
Lauren: Clear
Cameron: No, clear stains.
Lauren: No they don't, I've had them.
Cameron: You said you've never had them
Lauren: I was just joking
Lauren: I don't know, I've never had braces
*later*
Cameron: What colour braces should I get?
Lauren: Clear
Cameron: No, clear stains.
Lauren: No they don't, I've had them.
Cameron: You said you've never had them
Lauren: I was just joking
by Yeliah May 1, 2014
Get the Lauren mug.A sweet girl with blonde hair. Only sweet sometimes. Lauralei will be evil and you will always want to kill her. Especially if she is your sister. She is sweet only to your friends and likes to hit and kick. Bite too. Be careful around her.
by DomoLover January 11, 2012
Get the Lauralei mug.Laurell is an intelligent person with a body that has the curves that turns head, also extremely athletic. Usually a brunette with big beautiful brown eyes making her look exotic. She’s the girl that is Insecure about herself sometimes but every time she goes into public people turn heads because of how beautiful she is. And most people want to be her or be friends with her. All the guys want her. And she has the fattest ass of all the females out there. Has the pinkest sweetest pussy you could ever get. All around an amazing girl.
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