Junk food shits 

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

Junk food shits by aomia February 25, 2010

junk 

A chinese boat.

A certain type of Chinese boat is known as a "junk"

junk by History101 August 7, 2003

Junk in the trunk 

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

Junk in the trunk by MaximumOverdrive February 21, 2009

junk in'a de trunk 

of Jamacian derivation:
a large posterior or behind on a female

Daaaaaaamn, that fem got nuff junk in'a de trunk!

junk in'a de trunk by whiskymack January 31, 2004

junk 

Heroin

He's been hittin that junk, he's all fucked up

junk by Assmeister November 29, 2002

Jucky 

One that is blonde and short, yet at the same time likes to beat up older kids.

"Are you scared of that kid?"
Hell yes, he's a Jucky.

Jucky by poisonphin August 31, 2005

Janky 

A conjunctive form of both skanky and junky, thus denoting something both gross and in poor condition.

My friend, Larry, lives in a real shit-hole. There's dirty socks on the couch and it smells of bong-water. Man, that place is janky!

Janky by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006