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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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