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Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.
I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.
by BHYT March 17, 2016
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Jordan Sanchez

Jordan, god what to say about you. Well Jordan is an all around amazing, uplifting, inspiring, caring, sweet,athletic, strong,heartbreaking,smart,beautiful,handsome,unique,one of a kind,sometimes angry, serious, funny, and unforgettable guy I've ever met. You change lives everyday and I don't know how to thank you for changing mine. These Jordan's will make you melt, one look at them and you're lost to them. Jordan's tend to protect you at all costs. They also sometimes don't know what to say to you that will make everything better so instead they leave you be. But to warn you all Jordan's don't forget anything and I mean anything. A Jordan's friendship is the hardest thing to ever do, sometimes you don't get their friendship back and you have to be okay with that. Jordan's are also understanding most of the time and they listen to you. Oh and their smile, don't get me started. Jordan's change your lives, they tend to leave you heartbroken but don't worry you recover you just don't ever forget them, they are simply unforgettable.
Girl 1: Who's that cute guy over there with the dark hair?
Girl 2: Oh him that's Jordan Sanchez he's a great guy you should go talk to him.
Girl 1: But what if-
Girl 2: Just go talk to him he's a great listener and a really sweet guy.
Girl 1: How do you know so much about him, do you know him?
Girl 2: Let's just say that I used too, now seriously go talk to him!
by shesokay June 3, 2018
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Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019
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Joshua Jordan

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.
by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019
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Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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majid jordan

A toronto based r&b duo signed to OVO.

2 of the most goodlooking guys in the industry.
Have you heard about Majid jordan?

I’m such a jordan girl

I’m such a majid girl
by Majjor December 27, 2017
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