The John Oliver

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.

Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....

by JuanCarlosTaco July 25, 2016

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

Dirty John

After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.

Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.

by Steph S. December 28, 2005

blue john

Derogatory term for skim milk. The lack of fat in the milk makes it appear watery and blue-tinged in color.

My doctor recently put me on a diet that includes reducing my dairy intake. I've been drinking whole milk all my life and can't stand the taste of that disgusting, watery blue john.

by D Mitchell June 17, 2007

johnay

Is a very pretty cute girl everybody just wants to be friends very nice looking kind and generous and can always be a friend a person who is very active and knows how to hit a good dance move a girl every boy just wants to hang around (or ask out) she too nice

U know johnay
"No"
"How don't u know johnay everybody knows johnay "
Sike I do that lol cute girl

"Yep"

by Queen lil12 September 27, 2017

Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.

Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.

by Unique1234 March 14, 2009

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2

He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.

by Your mom March 27, 2005