Pussy Faced Jack

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.

Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

by thisy guy June 7, 2010

jackass

What President Barack Obama called Kanye West after he stormed the stage at the VMAs.

Kanye West is a real jackass for what he did at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won.

by anon.ymous1 September 15, 2009

jack hammer

A very agressive way of fucking, using long strides with a very fast tempo.

While I was giving her the jack hammer, you could hear a "slap slap" sound through the entire house.

by T. Lux. April 28, 2003

jack shit

A term used to describe a lack of anything.

I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

surrey jack

A south asian gangster usually with these characteristics:
- wears brand only clothing (Jordan, Puma, Lacoste, Nike etc
- has high hopes of becoming a successful gangster/dealer
- has so many enemies (usually of the same ethnicity) that he is afraid to walk in groups of less than four
- at many times, uses punjabi words like paaji, panchod, phudu
- PROUD OF THEIR COUNTRY india
- they always jump ppl they hate or if they are drunk......random people
- the only kind of music the listen to is punjabi music and rap
- smoke weed, fuck bitches, and drink liqour on a regular basis
- tend to hindu pack their cars

Some guy: hey u hear that punjabi music?
Other guy: yeah i think a hindu packed car full of Surrey jacks are comin our way! RUN

by NOTASurrey jack April 13, 2007

jack ass

1. a very foolish or stupid person.

2. a species of donkey.

Jim is such a jack ass.

by reddy123 October 29, 2007

night jackal

A chronic masturbator who is ashamed of his/her habit. A night jackal will go to great lengths to keep his/her habit a secret.

Rahul has become the night jackal by jerking off in the crawl space of his basement. His sneakiness has allowed him to keep his habit a secret from everyone.

by 4th Best Master Debater December 5, 2010