Bae Jacob

A literal angel. The way he talks and acts is just so smooth and calming that you might sometimes wonder how he even exists on earth.
And he got a very soothing singing voice too, just like a gentleman-like behavior and stunning looks.

Hey, have you heard about Bae Jacob from The Boyz?

- Yes, he's a true angel.

by Kpop-deobi November 28, 2020

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Riley Jacobs

Sexy brunette porn star with a hourglass body and large tits. Famous for her interracial sex scenes and her preference for black men. She is a size queen and loves showing off her stretched out pussy that has been ruined by thousands of huge black cocks. Riley is a married hotwife, often cast as a cheating wife and very slutty milf who seduces faithful husbands and steals boyfriends.

As of 2022 she has appeared in over 680 films by studios such as Hustler, Bangbus, Wicked, Brazzers, Mylf, Blacked, Devils Films, Digital Playground, Evil Angel, New Sensations, Reality Kings, Naughty America, etc.

Standing 5'6" Riley Jacobs is a porn legend with 34EE breasts

by Markle'Cuckold November 7, 2022

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Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker

A long piece of soft cloth (about 3ft or 100cm) with four or five knots tied at even intervals along it. .... is placed between the legs and the ends held in each hand, one in front and one behind, as if being straddled (usually with your clothes still on).
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.

This may or may not be a good thing.

Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.

Person 1: Hey - have you seen my Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.

or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!

or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!

or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!

by ozelement October 18, 2010

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Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011

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