italian stuff

food that literally fucks you up the ass

woah this italian stuff is fucking me in the ass

by jnckjvlenlkvnefk June 29, 2014

italian fuck

A blonde kid with a man that can put you in an infinite death loop, also the boss of the italian mafia

Guy 1:Yo my favourite jojo character is giorno! His stand is so cool!!
Guy 2: oh you mean that italian fuck?

by ha ez April 16, 2021

do the italian

the vigorously make pasta

Mom: son are you hungry?
Son: yes mom
Mom: i'm going to do the italian

by Daddy_Boi April 19, 2018

Italian dinner

The act of opening a can of spaghettios and proceeding to spread them on a girls asshole. Then the male counter part would continue to use the girls ass checks to set up a spoon and fork thencontines to eat them like a bowl of soup

"Bro last night I ate an italian dinner"

by Burrito67069 January 2, 2020

Italian Buttsex

When two people, most likey two men, passionately rub their buttholes together.

Damn John, i cannot wait to have italian buttsex with you later!

by DeezNuts2016 October 9, 2015

Italian Blender

Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.

Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014

Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017