to play the Cartney

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

Play Bulldog

A rough and sexual game in which two men stick their hands down each other's pants for enjoyment.

Matt wouldn't stop staring at my crotch the entire night. I think he wanted to play bulldog with me.

by aquaboy5 December 20, 2009

playing kavis

When you suspect that a particular person has jackass tendencies and they give reason to support your belief.

Town: "Ya boy lil slow aye?"
Lighty: "He always playing kavis...his nickname is stuuu!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg October 1, 2021

play together

A fun game that you can play during pandemic (or after that)

Let's play play together!

by Redstonee December 18, 2021

Slow Playing

Acting slow; clueless when someone is trying to mess with and/or date you. Bullshitting.

Me: You know I like you quit slow playing.

by itsM3a November 23, 2022

playing spiderman

How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.

Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat

by geeterdawghead December 20, 2014

Up-played

Trump's definition for blowing smoke up your ass.

On national TV Trump up-played his handling of the coronavirus.

by deepsouthdoug September 16, 2020