shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019

irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024

Ashen Winds Skull

A Sea of Thieves treasure item that doubles as a flamethrower.

Did you know? Ashen Winds Skull on your vessel. -Theb

by Youhavealotofgloop April 7, 2024

Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you

Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.

by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025

double-winding

Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.

Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

napkins in the wind

A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit

Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.

by boilingpotsofwater April 21, 2023

Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.

You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.

by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022