The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
Get the The Hetero mug.Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
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Get the Blue Hatter mug.A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
by VodkaHeay July 1, 2022
Get the Vodka Heater mug.A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.
Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"
by Cavernous canine August 3, 2022
Get the Gay-Hetero mug.When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
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