Get out of the Grass

You are wrong, incorrect, dont know what your on about as you are lost in high grass...

"I can make it!!...I can swim faster than an Aussie Crocodile"...
"Mate...Get out of the grass bro!"...

by DownUnderCrew August 13, 2021

Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

Popsicle Penis Grass

When you get your dick sucked like a Popsicle but it’s covered in green diarrhea giving off the effect that you’re sucking a melting popsicle covered in freshly cut grass

Jake: DUDE you missed it! I was anally fucking my boy Ryan and he shit all over my cock! I took my cock out and it was covered in green diarrhea. I made him get on his knees and give me a Popsicle Penis Grass because it’s not everyday you have green diarrhea on your throbbing dong!

by GanTheMan420 May 12, 2023

Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels

Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023

blue grass clippers

in some countries the term means gay.. may contain back stabbing assholes.

"did you hear the blue grass clippers"

"no sorry, I'm allergic to gay"

by the luke and dave seo March 7, 2010

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022

your ass is grass

you're gonna get pounded

If you do that one more time Prescott, your ass is grass

by Ilovebambam October 5, 2020