Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

by Tubleez December 23, 2008

Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group

other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.

by Dagmar May 6, 2006

Goose dive

When 2 people are having sex in a lofted bed and the sex is so wild that it breaks the bed and they fly out the window together

I was doing activities with my boy toy when we did a goose dive out the window

by bigdaddy16543 September 20, 2017

goose feathers

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).

Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?

by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016

giggle goose

One is called this when one can not seem to stop laughing, or laughs often at many things.

Trey: Hah HAH hah!!

Taylor: "Trey you are such a giggle goose! Plus you are a tool."

by Kaleighi December 16, 2008