The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.
I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.
similar to 'copping a feel,' in which the gooser uses the hand to grab or caress the goosee's ass. There are different levels, of gossing, depending on the area goosed.