Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

by Franko Beard December 25, 2008

Goose Egg

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game

Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)

by I Cruuuuuuuuunch You May 22, 2009

Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

by Tubleez December 23, 2008

Goose dive

When 2 people are having sex in a lofted bed and the sex is so wild that it breaks the bed and they fly out the window together

I was doing activities with my boy toy when we did a goose dive out the window

by bigdaddy16543 September 20, 2017

duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group

other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.

by Dagmar May 6, 2006

goose feathers

A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.

It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).

Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?

by UrbanPrick December 11, 2016