Geebag

A dislikable person, usually female.

"I can't believe that Geebag slept in jasons gaff"

by t1dylad January 15, 2004

band geek

The best people in the world. Hang out in the bandrom constantly-like their santuary. Extremely talented and intelligent, and know how to have fun! Weird; but in a good way

by Liz October 23, 2003

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

geek

sure, you kick their ass and steal their lunch money and pick on them now, but you wont be laughing when drives up the garage and you have to fix his porsche or ur boss will fire you, and then you realize that the guy in the porsche with a smoking hot wife is the guy you picked on when you were in high school, and you attempt to avoid eye contact but the guy says "hey dont i know you from high school?" and then you say yea and he laughs and drives off, then you go back to your mobile home and complain to your 230 pound wife what happened at work, and who knows, that 230 pound wife could have just have been the slutty hot cheerleader chick you used to date back in the good ol days, u never know....

geek, pick on them and youll regret it for the rest of your life

by bob mckob March 4, 2008

geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".

Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.

by code 3 response October 12, 2010

geek

1. Either a nerd that is socially active or a jock with a recordable IQ and some technical knowledge
2. Someone that likes to have fun and knows how to have it in every way possible due to a strong sense of curiosity and/or high intelligence
3. A person that enjoys science fiction
4. A person that enjoys fantasy
5. A video game fanatic
6. A person that enjoys being slightly abnormal
7. Anyone that wishes to be referred to as a geek
8. A computer expert
9. A person that is picked on in high school and later becomes the boss of his former tormentors
10. Anyone that obsesses about subjects of his/her own personal interest and becomes an expert on the subject due to the obsession
11. An expert in any given field
12. An general insult used by those of low intelligence to refer to the intellectual elite. This common error is made through failure to recognize the difference between geeks, nerds, and dorks
13. One who knows the difference between a nerd and a geek

That geek has more friends than the nerd, but is smarter than the jocks and normies.

by Mattlkd October 12, 2009

band geek

A person in a race of human kind who will someday rule the world with their constant blasting of music, and craziness. Band geeks tend to be quite the eccentric bunch, especially the drums. Don't ask me why, but they are. An ESPECIALLY crazy band geek will most likely be in the marching band, since they are around even more people, running around a field in about any kind of weather, smacking into each other.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.

Trumpet Player: Look how loud I can play! *plays EXTREMELY loud*

Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*

Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*

Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D

Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O

by Mella Bella December 9, 2008