Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.
"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018
Get the alpaca fuckermug. by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020
Get the salty fuckermug. A person that proclaims something is not as awesome or marvelous as it seems when it most definitely is.
Billy, "Man, I just had a 3-some with these 2 smokin' babes last night!"
Robby, "Killer!"
Andy, "Big deal"
Robby, "Andy why do ya' got to be such a gravy fucker all the time?"
Robby, "Killer!"
Andy, "Big deal"
Robby, "Andy why do ya' got to be such a gravy fucker all the time?"
by Yosted June 22, 2009
Get the gravy fuckermug. Some one that you like or love that you never tell how you feel but you still hang out with all the time. An some how they know how you feel but they still right in front of you start getting with some person.
by BiGGss October 17, 2009
Get the heart fuckermug. 
by hwcdesign August 20, 2012
Get the los fuckersmug. A insult originations in the youth of the Waiheke community, it’s considered greatly insulting to be called a mutt fucker As it’s referring to the fact that one has sexual relations with a dog.
by Big boy Ben Dover May 10, 2020
Get the Mutt fuckermug.