blind & deaf faith

a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.

Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good

by CORVUS December 22, 2014

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019

Derrick and Faith

A Very sweet couple who has been through alot but has made it together,these two are soulmates!

"Have you seen Derrick and Faith;arnt they a awesome couple"

by Raven Gunn September 16, 2021

Commanders of the Faithful candidate

A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.

His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

fracture

To break the back of one's partner during sex

I was riding my trick the other day when I fractured her and she had to go to the hospital to get her back fixed

by The fracturer June 9, 2003

Faith

Faith is a very kind and sweet person, but tends to take negative experiences and bring them into friendships. They can be quite selfish and cold as well at times, especially if you do something that they don’t like. They can be great friends, but not so good best friends because they can turn on you at any moment and use your words against you. They tend to be controlling of relationships and bring in a lot of negativity and they have a dramatic side that can be stressful and distracting from the more important things in the friendship. They are very insecure and hard to compliment or talk to because of it. They usually have a lot of things going on at home or in other relationships that they will bring into your relationship because what is unhealthy to us is normal to them.

Girl 1: “I’m having a lot of issues with my friend”
Girl 2: “ Of course you are, she’s a Faith”

by Amy_13 February 16, 2018

fractal

A closed shape with an infanate perimeter

A farmer has infanate fence post but needs to build a closed in sheep pen. He builds a fractal.

by Ilikebigwords February 18, 2018