French Braid Fuck

a form of hair sex. the male stands over the female's head while she's on her hands and knees and align his erect penis with the underside of her frenchbraid along her head then grab hold of her head and take her for the ride of her life however hard, fast, easy, slow, hardcore that u want. Even lay her down on her stomach and ride her head on the pillows.

My girlfriend had me ride the fuck outta her head and French Braid Fuck her till i came all over her beautiful thick brunette hair till it was tinted in semen.

by head_fucker_hair_jizzer July 26, 2010

french noob

A french noob is a a person that just because being french automatically becomes a noob in every game that exists and will ever exist.
While some people don't agree with this theory ,expert sociologists published a research which supported this theory making it, by definition , undeniable .

Game chat:
Person 1: Why did you start, if you don't want to play?
Person 2: Quit
French noob: Didnt know i had to go this early
French noob: I can´t play anymore so...
French noob: A defeat will not make u lose u_u
Person 2: ur french?
French noob: Yeah why?
Person 2: lmao

by graffiti36 November 20, 2011

French Rifle

A rifle that's never been fired, since the French pussy out of every war.

Bill: "How do you know that post-WWII rifle has never been fired?! It looks like a military weapon and it must be 50 years old!"

Ted: "It's a French Rifle."

Bill: "You must be right."

by agentsteve October 19, 2006

Lemon Frenchie

The act of urinating in anothers mouth, then preceeding to french kiss them.

Dude 1: " Dude, i totally Lemon Frenchied her last night."

Dude 2: " Sweet, dude."

by Rile Stile March 30, 2008

French Major

A dazzlingly attractive and stunningly brilliant student who can not only speak the sexiest language on Earth but also has several other noteworthy skills. These include (but are not limited to) the ability to cook upscale cuisine, identify pieces of fine art, and make jokes about literary classics that will be, in all likelihood, over your head.

French Major: Excuse me, mon cher, but could you hand me that bag of flour? I'm trying to get this bread to rise evenly enough that it doesn't resemble the snake that swallowed the elephant! Haha!

Lucky Significant Other: Of course! Will we be enjoying this with our beef bourguignon and merlot tonight?

French Major: Oui oui! ;) Our table will look like a baroque still life!

by Leine May 28, 2010

eskimo frenchbread surprise

While nailing her doggy style, jam a frozen breadstick in her butt.

Do it with style

by SpitBlood April 27, 2003

The Sneaky Frenchman

aka shady abortion, aka she'll think it was a a miscarriage. V. To shadily abort your girl's fetus while she is sleeping, utilzing a coat hanger, and sneaky tacics.

The bitch though she could trap me by saying she was pregnant..... good thing for the sneaky frenchman.

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw October 30, 2007