pube fairy

the person who gives us our fancy new pubes when we lose all of our big boy teeth

Hey gang! The pube fairy visited me last night, look!

pube fairy by zazy z December 21, 2010

gender fairy 

someone who will change your gender with a wave of their wand!

my friend chris who is a gender fairy!

gender fairy by evil bitch April 7, 2005

Poo Fairy 

An old South Eastern Brisbane Myth that if you drink too much soft drink, you poo stones out and then a poo fairy collects them.

Johnny's Dad ~ Son, If you keep drinking that soft-drink like a camel drinks water, youre gonna get a visit from the poo fairy.

Johnny ~ Whats a poo fairy?

Johnny's Dad ~ When you drink too much soft drink your gonna poo stones then the poo fairy collects them and it's gonna hurt alot.

Poo Fairy by Maddo Own[3r] October 6, 2008

Gouche Fairy 

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.

"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"

Gouche Fairy by President of the Gouche Fairy September 26, 2011

wood fairy 

Prostitutes that hang around back country roads, especially in Poland

I happened to see the mystical wood fairy today on my way to work.

wood fairy by Swat Team 6 June 3, 2016

Sugar Plum Fairy 

A straight, Christian man, anywhere from 20 to 50, that behaves normally from January through November. However, as Christmas gets closer, he gets so wrapped up in the holiday spirit he becomes increasingly effeminate, reaching maximum queer-ness the week of Christmas. At that point he's only a few egg nogs away from grabbing the karaoke mic and singing Elton John and Wham! all night long. But after Christmas has passed, he will deny any and all of his behavior for the past month or so, and build a thick macho facade to last through February, or until his friends stop teasing him.

Steve: "Dan, you're SUCH a sugar plum fairy."

Dan: "No I'm not, what makes you say that?"

Jim: "Dude, last year you got drunk and made out with the Santa Claus down at the mall!"

Steve: "The best part was when he gave you his number."

Dan: "I hate you guys."

Sugar Plum Fairy by Xedan December 8, 2010

Tree Fairy 

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.

'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'

Tree Fairy by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005