vanilla face

The Term "borat" uses to refer to the hotel receptionist as a white person.

"what's up with it vanilla face"

by hordan January 15, 2008

Face-shit

1. Tired of using facebook. 2. Word to replace facebook.

What are you doing.
I'm getting on face-shit.
I should check my face-shit.

by brutalmilkshake1123 June 23, 2010

Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011

Social Face

The Social Face is directly proportional with ones abilities to have successful social interactions. The Social Face manifests itself in the smile, but other manifestations do occur (they're harder to pin point). One can approximately gauge the amount of friends another has by their quality of Social Face. The Social Face is suggestive of one's "coolness" and is highly representative of one's amount of sexual encounters. The Social Face is the projection of one's social confidence, put simply.

"damn, that girl's social face is so on!"

"I'd approach him but his Social Face is out of my league!"

"check out that Social Face!"

by OfficerOfTheLaw December 7, 2011

meth face

a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.

Meth face is common among trailer park hookers.

by twistedbabydoll January 2, 2008

Basketball face

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011

pancake faced

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.

I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.

by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010